Have you seen Really Rotten Realty yet? I stumbled across this site this week and thought it would be perfect for “Fun Friday!” 
Here are a few of my favorite quotes from this site:
Looking for a home with specific qualities?
We will work with you to find out what you are looking for in a home, then we’ll show you the homes we wanted to show you before we pretended to care about your needs.Worried about getting pre-approved by a mortgage company?
Why bother? That takes all the fun out of home shopping. We’ll figure all that math stuff out after you fall in love with a home you can’t afford.We hold open houses every week for our clients.
We’ve never actually sold a listing by holding open houses, but we have attracted lots of new customers to our agency by using our client’s homes for our own personal gain. Plus it’s fun to rummage through our client’s personal belongings and if we’re lucky there might even be something good in the refrigerator. We’ll hold as many open houses as you like. It’s the least we can do.Want your house advertised by a professional?
We believe in the 3-P’s of real estate marketing: Put, Put and Pray. Put a sign in the yard, Put it on MLS and then Pray someone will come along and buy it. We usually find that after enough time passes, and after several price drops the house usually sells itself without too much intervention from us. That’s an easy commission earned. We like easy.
Props to Agent Harvest for creating this really entertaining site. According to their site: ‘AgentHarvest empowers clients, selling or buying a home, with the ability to find, interview, hire and work with the best available agents that can serve their needs. Our free service provides an opportunity for home owners and sellers to avoid unprofessional, unproven, or unsuccessful agents while focusing entirely on “harvested” agents in their micro-territory that have displayed an ability to sell in our client’s area.’
Pretty creative if you ask me! What do you think? Leave me a comment below!
Written by: Katie Lance, Marketing Manager, Inman News
May 14, 2010 at 9:47 pm
LOL. Want to be a part-time agent? Perfect, that way you can keep your real job and just ignore clients (the really rotten realtor’s mantra).
May 15, 2010 at 6:31 pm
I love the “curb-appeal” photo of the house taken from the front car seat…now that’s lazy!
May 16, 2010 at 6:44 am
HAH the photos through the window would be funny if it wasn’t true…I have seen that several times on the mls. Crappy Realtors make me mad…argggh…they give the rest of us a bad name.
May 16, 2010 at 8:00 pm
That has to be one of the funniest real estat0e sites I have seen in a long time. The fact that most of what they have written is probably the truth for most agents working philosophy makes it even more ironic. Thanks for making my day just a little better.
May 17, 2010 at 5:17 pm
I have used many great agents but also been exposed to guys and gals like these. I appreciate the parody and this site has done it well. The pain comes from the fact that too many people actually pay full service commission for non-service like this. See the http://www.ILoveCommission.com where Canadians an share thier own experiences – good and bad; great and terrible. Paul@propertyplace.ca
May 17, 2010 at 7:40 pm
They have some very…um…”interesting” content on their blog, too – especially considering NAR’s move to beef up Article 10 of the Code of Ethics.
http://blog.agentharvest.com/what-agents-dont-want-you-to-know/does-the-realtors-code-of-ethics-prevent-real-estate-agents-from-serving-their-clients/
May 18, 2010 at 4:56 am
Hi, a good collection of proveb of realtors. All of them seems a very encouraging one. Thanks for share.
May 18, 2010 at 9:59 am
Great laugh! Reminds me of a video from a while back on YouTube (do a search for “The Realtor” and it’ll be there).
May 18, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Real estate agents no longer provide – if they ever did – any service that can in any way justify the commissions they wish to be paid. Realtors will not control information for much longer and one day soon, it will be as easy to sell one’s home as it is to sell one’s car. Good riddance.
May 19, 2010 at 5:25 am
That’s a very interesting site.I like the three P’s too funny!
May 19, 2010 at 6:06 pm
I hate you feel this way. I have many clients that are grateful for the services I provide. Also, we have developed an efficient way for our data to be displayed to our members. Correct data. Not the guestimate by other sites.
Most of us are professionals and it sounds as if you may have worked with someone who may be less than professional.
Good luck to you in the future of selling your home.
May 19, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Haha, I recently used a realtor to purchase my home, but I doubt I would’ve called someone based on this ad alone. Unfortunately, the picture is cheesy enough in itself to turn me off.
May 20, 2010 at 5:49 pm
“That’s why we lie to you and tell you what you want to hear.”
It’s hard to reverse the damage of bad and part time agents.
May 21, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Thanks everyone – glad you were entertained! I think it is a super creative marketing message. It certainly caught my eye!
May 23, 2010 at 8:01 pm
I am not so sure a part time agent is a good idea. Being an agent is a full time job and must be client oriented. Full time agent = happy customers. So please, for customers sake, work full time or go home.
June 14, 2010 at 3:50 pm
How creative… very funny. I like the “Real Examples” tab on the navigation bar. Pretty cool!
July 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm
LOL!!! great article. Unfortunately there are a lot of those realtors around. So beware…
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